Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
hey, you wanna get together over coffee or something?
is this code for 'i just got broke up with and i need a sympathy dicking'?
how did you know?
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
Well get back to your date and give him the ceremonial 1am handy and text me when your done.
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
Oh my god, are you sexting me while watching the Democratic debate.
100%
Now I'll never know if it was me that got you worked up, or Bernie Sanders' social policies.
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
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