You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
tell your sister to shave her snatch
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
she said she wouldn't go home with me until she looked up my name in her sex offender app. do i really give off that vibe?
Yeah. It's not just the beard either.
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
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