Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
Remember that pair of super cute shorts I pooped in? I miss those 😔
First day of school is awesome. I get to meet my students and figure out which of their mothers I’ I’m going to bang
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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