For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Denmark girl wants me to go out but i remembered shes a raging whore with extremely questionable morals. Not feelin that tonight
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
Shit day. Some kids decided to open my car at 3 AM while I was at work and the alarm went off. I went after them with a sword but they were minors so I didn't kill them.
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