Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
how many beers do i need before it is acceptable to sleep with sam
enough that when i make fun of you for it tomorrow you wont even remember it happening
mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
I've been at work 30 min broke a paper towel holder a chair set a box on fire and fell down twice. Hungover Brian just reached a new level
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
Apparently you missed the drunkest me ever documented. I slept on the hardwood floor and left my pants on the porch to give u a frame of reference.
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
They never prepare you for how broke ur gonna be in college. I just accepted money from two underage girls at a gas station to buy them beer only because I'm trying to figure out a way to run off with it without them noticing.
Dude, use it to buy them beer. Then run the beer to ur car as fast as you can and bring it to the party. Seriously, we're running out of booze over here
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
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