grandma shit on top of the toilet
take 3 tylenol pm's and try playing basketball.
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
when she said she was from California you started sobbing. You begged her not to melt your popsicle because you paid good money for it and you just wanted to eat it in peace.
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
Like, you've got the smoothest dick in the west. Do you moisturize?
Yes I do
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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