brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
this wart on my finger ripped off while i was fingering this girl the other night. she thought she had gotten her period and started crying so i went with. its better for both of us that way
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
My mom called me and we started arguing as usual. I finally screamed at her "I HEAR YOU AND THAT 30 YEAR OLD FUCKING!" and hung up. She hasn't called back yet. I win.
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
I just made kick ass drunk stir fry while taking care of three other drunk people and doing shots. I don't understand how that's not wife material
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
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