Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
Sometimes I wish I could open my skin and just take a little peek at my liver. You know, just to see if it's rotten yet or still perfect looking.
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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