I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
when someone at the bar asked you a question all you knew how to say was "chug-a-lug"
Neighbor who got arrested at 3am just said he'd split the $ with me if I testify as the witness in his police brutality trial. He was also holding a baby and a case of beer.
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
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