I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
Just read my long term horoscope. I'm not gonna get laid for another 2 years.
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
Why did I see a weird snapchat of you barking at McDonald's last night?
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
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