He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
After last night, I could never be a politician.
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
Before you even think your day was worse than mine, I had to disinfect and and stitch another dude's penis after his prince Albert got ripped out by an angry chick.
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
That number that I thought was that dude's number...was actually my district manager's number. Fuckkkk.
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
You were just laying there on the air mattress watching spongebob with a knife. We tried to take it from you, but you insisted it was your emergency escape in case you started to float off.
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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