...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
You filled up my voicemail with a slurred but graphic depiction of how you were humping a fire hydrant.
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
For some reason drunk me always leaves sober me a banana in the morning.
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
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