We tried having a conversation with our noses.
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
The bouncer was kicking me out and I put up my finger for him to wait while I chugged the rest of my drink..all he could say is "are you serious right now?"
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
Woke up way too warm in the middle of a spooning sandwich. Was working up a rant about still not wanting a threesome. Then I realized the littlest spoon was the dog. Might need to break up anyway.
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