Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
They let me out of the holding cell just in time for me to get the morning-after-pill. Rock bottom feels even worse with all those hormones.
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
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