would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
You leaned over so she could squirt ketchup in your hair and then started chanting "KETCHUP NIGHT!! KETCHUP NIGHT!!!"
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
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