Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
omg this kid i'm babysitting is making a penis out of playdough ahhhh.
He just rolled me a 'baby penis' as opposed to his 'big boy' penis that he crafted...he just demanded that I roll him a penis.
I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
Im so fucked up I'm drinking baileys and coffee just to stay awake.
It's 6 in the afternoon?
Randomize
