you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
I fell asleep on the table at Denny's. Told the waitress to wake me up when my burger was there.
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
Pretty sure I humiliated the fuck out of myself last night after I was dared to attempt to give myself head. I hate vodka
Pretty sure I picked a cat up off the street and took him home with me, fed him tuna, then let him go
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
Randomize
