i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
So I had sex with a hook nosed, lisping masadonian last night.
Glad that degree in literature is paying off. Nice adjectives. Maybe set the bar a little higher though?
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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