we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
Getting a vibrator would be like waving the white flag of surrender in this war against my vagina and its hormone army.
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
Randomize
