ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
I just saw an easily 300lb shirtless man on a Vespa. My day has been simultaneously made and ruined.
Watching the dude who probably knocked me up be all cute with his girlfriend on my couch. I am too nice, and I hate today.
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
Dude, you screamed I AM THE WALRUS while giving a statue of Ronald McCdonald a lapdance. You were NOT sober.
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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