Having a random hookup so left but love u
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
My wife just tried to justify to me why she wants to bring a girl into bed with us. I should win an academy award for my face and response of 'well of its what you need.'
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
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