She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
You called me 32 times last night just to tell me you felt a heartbeat in your vagina?
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
The guy you hooked up with is asleep in the tub. I just pee'd and he said 'turn off the tap' before snoring again.
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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