Oh fyi, I gave your card to a homeless guy last night and told him you were the world's hottest blonde girl who only likes black men...Sorry
oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
So I just saw a commercial for tickle me Elmo furry gloves. And I thought hmm I bet I could jerk off with those. Is that a sign of deepseated charachter issues?
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
Should I be alarmed that you're a regular enough at a bar to show up in sweatpants?
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
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