so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
Yeah dude I should be out of the ER in about an hr. They gave me vallium. Go tell the captain its time to set sail.
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
They just built a gym in the same parking lot as my favorite bar. Drunk me is gonna be so excited.
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
The bend and snap? 98% success rate of getting attention. When used appropriately, it has an 83% rate of return on a dinner invitation.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
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