Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
LA Sucks. The only way i can get laid is if i tell people im at a law firm that represent film producers.
And when they figure it out, they act like IM shallow.
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
Literally getting boned by my flask right now. I didn't really think about this whole sneaking past security in a skin tight dress.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
Throwing up while listening to NPR because I’m trying to adult through this hangover
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
Randomize
