He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
There's a very drunk Asian strawberry shortcake crying on the curb next to my truck. I'm not really sure what standard protocol is for this situation.
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
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