why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
I got drunk and threw up on a kid at the amusement park. I think they're pressing charges.
I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
so i was supposed to be to work at 8..but its 9:15 and im currently standing stoned in the middle of holiday...with a bag with three doughnuts, two redbulls, and a slim jim..
god i miss watching you do this...
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
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