GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
Crisis Situation. How do you have that "we probably shouldn't make out tonight cause i've got an oral herpes outbreak coming on" conversation on a third date.
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
woke up with empty beer can still duct taped into my fists and the word "dove" written on the back of my neck
Tomorrow after you go to the library to look up gay porn, I'm going to come to your apartment to paint a nude portrait of you. Get pumped, plopernickle.
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
literally just tried sending to someone a video of me jerkin but my phone was connected to Apple TV and it literally just played on the tv in a full room and I'm actually about to shit myself
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
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