is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
I licked your asshole in confidence.
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
Randomize
