Pappa wants mamma naked
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
So I purposely left a bunch of metal in my pockets so that the smokin hot TSA officer would give me a pat down. Airport security just got fun
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
i am craving dick and cupcakes
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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