It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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