Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
Her vagina smelt so bad I lied and told her that I was married just so that she would leave.
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
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