Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
I got to the apartment, I was handed a beer within 20 seconds, I'm glowing in the dark, there's fog everywhere, and now I'm wearing a sombrero because apparently it's silly hat night. I never want to leave.
You may see me on espn tomorrow drunk, half naked, and selling articles of clothing to rich cougars like i did last year, but i will NOT be drinking shitty beer
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
There's a naked man in my car right now.
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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