I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
im holly from the hills drunk
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
My diabetic professor who apparently didn't eat anything all day keeps passing out. I gave him a joint. He's gonna be fine.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
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