I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
So from zero to dumpster fire, how shitty do you feel this morning? I'm hovering somewhere around trainwreck.
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
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