You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
false alarm, still single
Remind me to never do anything where hiding something in my butt is the best course of action
Randomize
