Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
If her picture on my phone wasn't mostly of her breasts, I'd never pick up the phone when she calls.
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
Just had a talk about safe sex with my mom. Not about protection. About the very real possibility of a "penile fracture". Gotta love having a nurse for a mother.
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
You ruined the universe
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
So I took a screenshot of my boarding pass and the TSA agent somehow swiped it to the next photo. Yep...TSA saw my dick before I even went through the body scanner.
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