I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
Was I wearing clothes when I handed you your keys. Please tell me I was wearing clothes.
all i care about is the story behind my toaster ending up in the microwave
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
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