yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
Your heart is a swirling cauldron of blackness that does not pump blood but rather a sludgey mixture of evil and broken dreams.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
Drunkness level: fluent in olde norse
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
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