Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
I blacked out at work again... Except this time my boss watched me throw up by the bus stop and some woman let me sleep on her shoulder for an hour. Why does this keep happening?
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
Randomize
