I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
what is it with giant penises always finding me
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
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