The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
How am I supposed to spread my seed with you "modern women" and your birth control?
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
If my life today were a movie the subtitle would be: Revenge of the Beer Shits
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
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