So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
Can't imagine what could be worse than pet-naming your penis, but I'll let it go.
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
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