brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
If i come over, it means nothing
Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
I think my mom's writing a book called how to fuck with your kids when you know they're high
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
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