i was born a porn star she said
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
What would you do if your asshole suddenly made the sound of a sheep duck baa/quacking the words kill me
You are so incredibly one of a kind, it's astounding
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
The only thing that makes a night with half a bottle of cheap vodka is the other half of that bottle of cheap vodka.
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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