Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
hey, do you know how many packets of jello it takes to turn a handle of vodka into slutty girls?
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
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