think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
I'm saying "I told you so" now so that I don't slow down to say it on the way to grab the fire extinguisher
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