she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
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