look no pants
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
At a bar where three women in denim shorts are debating techniques and skillsets for wrangling goats. You stay classy Delaware.
one should ask oneself what kind of lifestyle one is leading when one finds a handprint of semen on their pillow the next day.
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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