dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
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